Who lists “geese” as one of their favorite things? Seriously, geese are the worst.
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Just as I suspected….BORINGLY AVERAGE
What American accent do you have?
My Result: The West(88%)
Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you’re a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.
100% Northeast. Yep. Dead on.
The Inland North. Sorry, I don’t hear it.
WTF? I’m pretty sure this is wholly inaccurate. I’m from Cali and have lived in the DC area for 25 years. RESULT: “”North Central” is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw “Fargo” you probably didn’t think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.”
I got “The Midland” with 87% Philadelphia so this sounds pretty accurate. But I would never pronounce that clear liquid as “wooder”.
What American accent do you have?Your Result: The Midland88%
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don’t have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.The South76%The Inland North74%Philadelphia66%The Northeast43%North Central43%The West32%Boston21%
93 percent Philly. According to schiver, I say horrible very wrong and it’s a dead giveaway.Source: gotoquiz.com
Stop trying to make google+ happen, Gretchen.
Tumblr: Here’s everything Donut has ever been in. Here’s a fifteen second gif of this actor eating a donut. This is what it means when donuts are eaten in this sign. Here’s how to kill somebody with a donut. Here’s how to bury a body with a donut. Here’s Supernatural.
Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch eating a donut. Here’s a map of per capita donut consumption. Here’s an inspirational quote about beauty written in helvetica on a donut. Here’s how donuts are tools of the patriarchy.
God I love tumblr.
tumblr (obviously) loves you backSource: elysemarshall
I can’t find a screencap, but the Wilfred we just watched (I think it was last week’s) opened with a John Green quote.