peculiar travel suggestions

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ok, so here's what's been up with me

- Days have been busy and I have no internet at school. This is a much bigger problem than the “at risk” “difficult” students I work with on a daily basis.

-I work for a nonprofit agency in their alternative school. There is a rock wall outside of my window and a koi pond outside of my door. These things are exactly as cool as they sound.

-I’m fucking exhausted.

-The kids are… the kids. My days are really no more or less frustrating than they were last year with mainstream (normal) students. Kids are kids. These kind of break my heart every day because they go home to nothing and that sucks.

- Schiver and I are still engaged :) and the wedding is becoming real. We have all the parts of our Save The Dates and just need the time to put them together… easier said than done.

- In two weeks I will be an official one job girl. Thank fuck. I’m not whining (ok. I’m whining, but it’s my fucking blog) but I’ve been working at least two jobs for three years now and I’m just soooo done with it.

- I miss you all, even those of you I don’t know for realsies, terribly.

- It’s hard to pick a favorite story from school so far so… I’ll give you both sides of what I see

Inspirational: Last week, my student L read aloud from Angela’s Ashes… in front of the whole class. Last year, she couldn’t read at all.

WTF: This is the hard one to pick… What to choose? My white student accusing me of being racist? The way these former inmate kids flipped out over cookies? My openly out student (go her, she rocks!) using her belt in an obscene way? My other student K who walks in to English class every day announcing “I’ve got a STIFFY!” Hmm… I think I’ll have to get back to you on that one.

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crystalliferous:

Sydney: It was a little over the top.
Will: Over the top? I’m wearing seat covering, there is no “over the top.”

Alias; 3x10 Remnants.

ILOVEYOUWILLTIPPIN.

You will always be Will Tippin to me, Bradley.

ohholyshitmotherofgod THAT’S why I like him.

wow. It’s so obvious now.

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itsalwayssunny:

barnumyay:

Charlie: Let me handle this Frank, he’s making a few good points. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings, I’m well educated, well versed. I know that situations, real estate wise, like this are very complex.
Lawyer: Actually, they’re pretty simple. The forms are all standard, boilerplate.
Charlie: Ok, well, we’re all hungry, we’re going to get to our hotplates soon enough alright. Let’s talk about the contract here.
Lawyer: I’m sorry, where did you go to law school again?
Charlie: Uh, I could ask you that very same question.
Lawyer: I went to Harvard, how about you?
Charlie: I’m pleading the fifth, sir.
Lawyer: I’d advise that you do that.
Charlie: And I’ll take that advice under cooperation, alright. Now what’s say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.
Lawyer: You know, I don’t think I’m going to do anything close to that and I can see clearly you know nothing about the law . It seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general.
Charlie: Ok, well, filibuster.
Lawyer: Do you know what that word means?
Charlie: Yup.
Lawyer: Yeah, what’s that?
Charlie: Ahhh!

-It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Episode 5x01, “The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis”

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But to even things out, here is all my weird secret stuff. I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went onto Clown College. I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner because when I was a kid, my mom would turn on the vacuum to drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting. Which is why I rarely vacuum my apartment, like, never. I have had three doughnuts so far today. Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a Country Steaks all you can eat buffet and I didn’t leave until I finished my last plate of shrimp. A couple of months ago, I went on a date with my cousin. Wow…I am a mess. There is an 80% chance that in the next election I will tell all my friends I am voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain. Here’s one, when I was a kid, I used to put on my fanciest nightgown and then I would mix orange soda and cream soda in a champagne glass and I would sit in the dark and watch The Love Boat. Consequently I have some weird sexual fantasy stuff about Gopher from The Love Boat. And I lied. I have had five doughnuts today.

― Liz Lemon, 30 Rock episode 118 “Fireworks” (via suicideblonde) (via kittykittybangbang)

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General Hospital Spoilers

Spixie’s (non) wedding :)

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General Hospital News

Holy Luke and Laura, Jonathan Jackson is coming back to GH!

He stopped playing Lucky (my all time fav character) back when I was in high school to pursue his Christian rock band and film roles (such as guest starring in the Boy Meets World where Topanga dates someone else, and Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights). No lie, when he “died” on the show I wore black to school the next day.

Since his departure (and the reveal a few months later that Lucky was merely kidnapped and not dead) two others have played the role. While I heart the current Lucky to itty bitty pieces, I’m beyond thrilled to see that my boy will be back.

All that remains is a true re-uniting of LL2! squee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry. I let my gh fangirl show a little bit there. :)

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Don't worry

I haven’t gone missing. Just very busy.

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fuckyeahlizlemon:

uprightcitizens:

maeby:

crabcakes:

“Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves. Mr. Lutz, you ate all of my parakeet’s medication. And thanks to you, Sonny Crocket’s been having seizures all morning. Mr. Hornberger, I would thank you to come pick up your wife at some point. Mr.Jordan, I saw you steal my sink. Harlem Globetrotter, does that name mean nothing to you? And Ms. Lemon, I’ll have you know that before last night I had never ever seen Grizz or Dot Com cry.”

This is probably my favorite scene in 30 Rock history.

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itsalwayssunny:

Q&A: ‘It’s Always Sunny’ Star Charlie Day

The actor talks about the forthcoming It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia musical — and reveals details for the show’s upcoming fifth season.

(via Spin.com)

will be there. will SO be there!

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